Thursday 26 December 2013

Gangs of Wasseypur

More Information : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gangs_of_Wasseypur_%E2%80%93_Part_1

1.Us harami ko Mitana Hai Hamein, Goli Nahin marenge , Keh k Lenge uski.

2.Ye Wasseypur Hai, Yahan  Kabutar bhi ek pankh se udta hai, Doosre pankh se apna izzat bachata hai

3.Sardar Khan naam hai humara , bata dijiyega sako

4.Mazaa aa raha hai,mazza aa raha hai, sungh ke batao mantri jee ka khayein hain subah mein, sardar,joru ka maar.."anyein??" - Manoj bajpai

5.itni badi ho gayi ho aau biah nahi hua hai.

6.Santara ko Seb kehne se,Santara Seb thode ho jayega ...Santara toh Santara hi rahega na ...Aad kitnahu bada ho jaye, Rahega Laad ke neeche

7.permission na lena chahiye...mana thode na karte

8.chutiya sala

9.Eee ka Bawaseer Bana diye ho..Marte hain Kasai Mohalla Jaata Hai Kalkatta - Manoj Bajpai

10.Uske Muh mein Taar daal k Gand se nikal ke isi plot par patang na udai to humra naam nahin...

11.Allah mian ne Kaha hai ki 4 ghar ko humari jarrorat hogi...Tum saale sirf apna sochte ho..bahut swarthi ho tum log

12.Vidhayak JP Singh ko koot diye...SP..ay office me... aur oo bhi uske baap ke saamne..

13.Abe gand ke andhe

14.Patra watra Ukhar diye hain Chacha, aagay jao ge bhetar chale jao ge

15.aye qureshi!!

16.harr cheddah mai nalli dal ke maroh

17.Govindwaa ko toh gaand me goli maar ne wale the saala

18.are humka chutiya samje ho ka????

19.abe o sardar khan ....ruk saale bharve ...randibaaj.....

20.ak47 ki dhamki kauno aur ko dena 17 boar se marenge khela ho jayega............aukat bhul gaya hai re apni...........definite (ei definite hota ka hai)

21.tumse na ho payega - ramadhir to JP

22.Are ka samaze? Samazenge vahi na jo tu hai. Are chutiya sala, bhosadike. bina janakari ke kisi ko kam
pe rakhega......JP Singh:Hame nahin malum tha

23.Dekho dekho apne vidhayak ko pitate hue. Vidhayak banenge chutiya sala.

24.goli kha mare gand pe hath pe ki chod de (fezal)

25.Ham perpenditular hai hamle liyea na aesa hi hota hai !

26.Ghar ja ke jab apne pitaji ka gaand khuja rahe honge na,tab poochiyega hum kaun hain

27.Chutiya..Vidhayak banega !

28.patra utra sab ukhar diye chacha,gadi chaloge to bhiter chale jaoge

29.Is Dunia Mein Aadmi Sirf Do Hi Tarah Ke Hote He. Ek Harami Aur Dusre Beekoof.

30.Sardar Khan:- Teri maa ka doctor babu, khada ho ja,chal chal operation kar.

31.Tumhe jaha tarak mitana hai, jake mitao, par ghar mat le aana, warna yahi chir denge. aur jahan jahan nikle naah lena,

32.Nagma:- Khana khao, takat aayega bahar jaa ke bezhati mat karana.

33.Log kehte hein ke policewala roj faijal ka aand khujaane jaata hai

34.tu pakar langri aur utha tangarii... or maar langari, utha tangari..

35.Hazrat hazrat hazrat...wasseypur ki ladki ko aghwa karliya gaya hai, agar teen ghante me lautayi nahi gai to poore ilake me itne bum marenge ke sab dhua dhua hojaega, aur Ramadhir Singh ke puri khandan se randi ka naach nachaenge...salawalekum, baja re.

36.ap pe itni goliya marenge na ki apka driver sala khali khokha bech ke amir ban jayega

37.Dada ka, baap ka, bhaiya ka, sabka badla lega re tera phaijal!

38.Phajlu: Eee to bahut khadra hai re!!

39.Arrey hiyan to sarab oraab chal raha hai bhai...aap mein se musalman kaun hai? hum bhi musalman hain salamalaikum. ekdum taajs waaja lag rahe ho chalo uthho ho gaya uthho....itna sarab nahin peena chahiye sehat kharab ho jayega....dekh dekh thik se dekh....aujar kaat iska aujar kaat.

40.hum toh samjhe the ki sanjeev kumar ke ghar mein hum akele bacchan paida hui paye hain , par aaj pata chala hum toh shashi kapoor hain , bachann toh koi aur hai,

41.jaise loha lohe ko kaat ta hai waise hi 1 chutiya hi toh 2sre chutiye ko kaatega na

42.chaabi kaha h....gaand me dal liye ho ka

43.Ese bolega, humri hi aulad h na ya us dhai rupe wali randi ka jhaant h!

44.Chun chun k gand me goli maro saalo k!

45.Eeh saala jab tak hindustan me saneema (cinema) h log chutiya bante rahenge

46.Kela kharid rha h bhaiya. Definite-abe kiski gand me dalega!

47.Sardar-Us harami ko mitana h hume, dhire dhire uska sab kuch cheen lenge aape hi mar jaega madharchod!

48.Faizal on seeing the pager - 'Lekin message karega kaun?'

49.Waheen gaade they? To aisa karo, tum wahan jaao. Aur uske sarrer ke jo avshesh hain, unhe unhein khodkar lao. Pandit ji kah rahe hain, ki uska sareer abhi jinda hai, wahi hamein dara raha hai.

50.BHOSDI KE..... ABE AB TO SACH BOL DE ..BHOSDI KE...TUMHAARA EK JHOOTH KE WAJAH SE KITNA TAMAASA HUA HAI, TUMKO ANDAAJ BHI NAHI HAI.

51.Ego paan banaiye toh chaccha...... Aaa badiyann se banaiyega nahi toh lungiye me chod denge... Dekh rahe hain.... Dekh rahe hain.....

52.Ouuuu vinodwaa ko toh hum gand pe maarne wale the.... Sala khud haie saamne se aa gaya....

53.maut sar par khadi thi lekin harami maan ane kaise !

54.baki sab bakayti hai saale.

Thursday 19 December 2013

Haasil

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Directed byTigmanshu Dhulia
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Written byTigmaanshu Dhulia
More Information : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haasil

1.Gaurishankar -  Baith jao be sab

2.Ranvijay -  Aur jaan se mar dena beta,hum reh gaye na,marne me der nahi lagayenge,bhagwan kasam.

3.Ranvijay - Ek baat suno panditji,tumse goli na chal payegi..mantar phuk ke hi maar do.

4.Kandhe pe marna be,kahi koi gadbad na ho jaye.

5.Gaurishankar - Netaji aab tum bhi khade ho jaao,yaha kya damad bane pade ho.

6.Gaurishankar - 2 min ka maaun hoga tumhari yaad me.Tumhare launde aakar gana gayenge - "chalte chalte mere yeh geet yaad rakhna",bus.national holiday hoga ka tumri yaad me.

7.Gaurishankar - Bhaiya.. maaf karo hum logo ko,aapke jaise gunde badmas ki humko jarurat nahi humko.....aabe paap gaya tel lene......vidhansabha hota hai,loksabha hota hai.......ek mandir bana do humara puja karo roj.... jaise udhoo waise bhand,na iske chundhai,na iske kaan.

8.Gaurishankar - Hum ubalte hai to hum machal hum ko ba .hum badalte hai to itihaas badal jate hai

9.Ranvijay - Kahe nahi pade angreji be,kisi ke baap ki hai ka .....

10.Ranvijay - tumko yaad rakhenge guru hum.

11.Abe wo choti industry hai be,hum des chalate hai.

12.Ranvijay - Tumko bohot rona aa raha tha kya ? ..Mare lappad tumhari buddhi khul jaye...abe tum log gurilla ho..gurilla wari padhe ho ki nahi ...wo sale gunde hai ...hum krantikari hai....gurilla war kiya jayega.dekh lenge jo hota hai.....heroine kon hai be.

13.Ranvijay - hai mere raja....topi pehene se aur magzine padhne se koi hero nahi ban jata.....kuch thanda wanda pi lo.....thandi thandi beer hi pi lo.

14.Gaurishankar - Bohot hi dardnaak drushya tha kya,bohot hi feel kar rahe ho ka....high command ne hum se kaha hai grass root label pe kaam karne ke liye .....aaap fite-vite katiye.

15.tiwariji aap mast rahiye,jyada phantom na baniye.utro ge utar diye jaooge.

16.Ranvijay - Maar sinepe goli,dum hai to...are gaurishankar samne aa sale..hum ranvijay singh kasam khate,humre gaon ke logo ko mara,unke tervi ke din hi mardenge sale ko...date yaad karlo,likho.

17.Ranvijay - are bhaiya,hum isliye puch rahe hai,ki study karle taki judgement sahi de paye....bhaiyaji law ke student 

Wait kijiyega,hum thode busy hai,age ke dialogues,jald hi ayenge !